Your name is JUSTIN. You've come to KICK ASS and play CARD GAMES, and you're all out of ASS. You play MINECRAFT and smoke HOOKAH, and you think the HARLEM SHAKE is fucking retarded. You really can't understand the appeal of CHILI and just the thought of it is enough to make you sick. Your BEARD is ridiculous and brings ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. Actually it doesn't But you always have a 5 O' CLOCK SHADOW. What will you do?

19th May 2013

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180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

19th May 2013

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im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming. 

im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming. 

Source: simsgonewrong

19th May 2013

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amoying:

tommypom:

Working at Tumblr HQ!

FIX THE GODDAMN VIDEO PLAYER FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE

amoying:

tommypom:

Working at Tumblr HQ!

FIX THE GODDAMN VIDEO PLAYER FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE

Source: tommypom

19th May 2013

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mollywhopping:

this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life

mollywhopping:

this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life

Source: fukkkres

19th May 2013

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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

Source: mowwwg

19th May 2013

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animeasuka:

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

I would choose yellow uvu

animeasuka:

stillaliveglados:

((Red))

I would choose yellow uvu

Source: rematiration

19th May 2013

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Source: clockey

19th May 2013

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karcricket:

This was a triumph
I’m making a note here:
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It’s hard to overstate my
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Aperture Science
We do what we must, because
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For the good of all of us
Except the
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But there’s no sense crying over 
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You just keep on trying
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And the science gets done, and you make a
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For the people who are still
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Source: alllevelsatonce

19th May 2013

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i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

Source: clubpenguln

19th May 2013

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

trillow:

“i’m so tired of fake people!” i scream as i run out of the mannequin factory

are you Rose Tyler

Source: trillow