Your name is JUSTIN. You've come to KICK ASS and play CARD GAMES, and you're all out of ASS. You play MINECRAFT and smoke HOOKAH, and you think the HARLEM SHAKE is fucking retarded. You really can't understand the appeal of CHILI and just the thought of it is enough to make you sick. Your BEARD is ridiculous and brings ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. Actually it doesn't But you always have a 5 O' CLOCK SHADOW. What will you do?